Not a whole lot, actually. I mean it’s super easy to order a pizza, have it delivered and get a really nice hot meal that is quick and cheap.
You really can’t say that about the US Government. Corruption, greed, red tape have very little interest in getting your pepperoni pizza to you in a hot, fresh manner. Ever spent a day at the DMV or tried to call the IRS?
Let’s dissect the pizza. What did it actually take to get your pizza to your house? Well, let’s start with the one of the main ingredients.
The pepperoni on your pizza is only available because the following exists:
- Knowledge of the curing of sausage, fermentation and microbiology of sausage
- Availability of paprika and other spices
- The refrigeration necessary to have it transported to restaurants
- The labor necessary to butcher, package and process the meat
Similar needs exist for the cheese, the wheat to make the crust, the tomatoes that make up the sauce. And don’t forget all of the labor to grow the tomatoes, the spices, and the milk that makes up the cheese.
Go a little further with this and look at everything needed to support the aforementioned activities
- Manufacturing of the vehicles used to transport the ingredients.
- Technology, labor and expertise needed to build the roads the vehicles used.
- Electricity, gas and other energy needed to move the vehicles.
We could layer this further, but I hope this is enough to make my point – it’s a miracle of innovation, technology and human labor that brings this pizza to your doorstep. Every little ingredient depends on the processes that support it, the technology that invented it, the labor that produces it and the knowledge that makes it possible and safe. Any of these layers disappear, so does the pepperoni. And you are left hungry.
Now let’s say the government is a pepperoni pizza. Everything that the government produces has a huge list of interconnected components. These depend on each other. If one layer of one process of one office becomes eliminated, everything could fall apart.
Now before you say it, of course the government is inefficient, bloated and needs a lot of reform. We all get that. Forget the canned lines you have been force fed for one moment and listen to the message. Don’t be ignorant.
Even in the most efficient, cost effective company, removing a single simple process has the potential to throw everything off. The big picture process relies on every little process underneath it and at the simplest level, would get confused about what to do without it.
Remove a tire and the whole car is grounded.
Remove a single lug nut from just one of the wheels and this is what happens:
1. Uneven Load Distribution
Each remaining lug nut must carry more load.
- With 5 lugs, losing 1 increases load per lug by 25%.
- Over time, this causes fatigue in the studs and uneven torque.\
2. Wheel Imbalance
Missing a lug changes the symmetry of the clamping force → the wheel may wobble, especially at high speeds.
3. Loosening of Remaining Lugs
As the wheel shifts microscopically with each rotation:
• The remaining lugs loosen.
• This can cause vibration, noise, and progressive loosening.
4. Stud Fatigue or Breakage
The uneven stress causes cyclic fatigue in the studs.
Eventually, one or more can snap, leading to catastrophic wheel separation.
5. Warping or Rotor Stress
The uneven torque can warp brake rotors or cause hub deformation over time.
Now, are you ready for catastrophic wheel separation when our “stud” fails or gets fatigued?
Now again, don’t be a dumbass and say stuff like “How can cutting funding for transgendered baby whales that play sports in Nigeria cause our government to unravel, this is Merka!” Again, that’s not the point.
The point is that our system of government has been in place for a little over 200 years and changes have been made based on needs and things we have learned. Chopping up all of that knowledge and function like a blind killer dressed up like a pumpkin in a washed-up slasher movie will leave us wondering which body was the one that kept order intact.
You can’t buy experience and knowledge like you can friends. Especially when you’ve just murdered them. Who needs friends when you have enemas, right?
So the next time you order a pizza, reflect on all of those years of knowledge, labor, cultivation, and technology that it took to get you that pizza and pat your neighbor on the back. He might have had a small part in that. I can guarantee you that at least one billionaire CEO and several undocumented immigrants worked with middle class managers and low income pizza makers to get you that pizza.
We can continue to blame each other and allow the government to separate us on political, skin color, sexual orientation, age and income brackets or join together and realize the importance of our interconnectedness and focus on our real enemies.
What will you choose?
