Read this site
It's one of only several internet sites devoted to my awesomeness.
Read it, my peeps.
This is my home page. It's not that different from most other pages on the internet. Except that this one's about me. But I guess that there are other websites out there about me too. So. You've just reached another exciting internet web page. Woot.
I'm a Customer Success Manager by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I was founded in 1968, and have gone through several brand overhauls over the years. I live in San Francisco, and I like long walks, long days, and tall mochas. You can leave the pina coladas and getting caught in the rain elsewhere, I can do without those. And just in case you were wondering, Rice-a-roni is not the San Francisco treat. I know the real San Francisco treat and he does not live in a box.
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